Heightcanons

Tweek:

• Tweek’s pretty confident about his height, because despite being small and jittery he does pack quite the punch. People stopped calling him a ‘shortstack’ or ‘titchy twitch’ after he fucked up some kid who was "nearly double his size!" (As Clyde puts it). The only people allowed to tease him for it are Craig’s gang.
• Coffee did indeed stunt his growth quite a bit.

Clyde:

• Clyde tends to shrug off his height, joking that he can “make eye contact with tall-girl tits” at his height, which is usually met by “youre also closer to dick height” from Craig.
• He wont tell anyone but he wishes he was taller, in hopes that his chubbiness would be better hidden that way.

Jimmy:

• Jimmy’s quite content with being 5’5”, although being hunched over his crutches makes him appear a bit shorter.
  

Token:

• Token doesn’t think much about his height, he’s taller than Clyde which he’s pretty happy about. He also heard that Nichole digs the tall guys.

Craig: 

• In general craig likes his height and feels it makes him seem more powerful
• He would like to be a bit shorter sometimes though so he wouldn’t have to look down so much when talking to Tweek